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MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


TOILET RAPE - When it happens, you'll shit bricks


TAGS: rape
Rating: 2.13/5
Superjenny330 - January 19, 2012, 10:36 pm
Your comment literally made me laugh so much I began coughing and nearly peed myself. Congratulations.
sdfg - August 3, 2008, 11:44 pm
u wont be able to shit anything when theres a giant sausage in ur ass


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this shit on here??


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson rape peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.


TAGS: dr manhattan tobias funke analrapist arrested development tv blue man group
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL Poor Tobias


EPIC TRAP - If you fall for it, you're getting your just reward!


TAGS: trap
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

commenter - December 2, 2010, 3:21 am
this is so not called for, guys, it;s a girl with a thing-a-ma-jig and this is not right.
Mr.Danger260 - September 17, 2009, 2:05 am
Not only does she have a Thing-a-ma-jig,but she is obviously under aged,so yes,just rewards.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 9:27 pm
I've heard of love handles but this is ridiculous. *shakes cigar*
MO - May 5, 2009, 4:30 pm
Could be a rare and oft misunderstood Nannerpus.
party - May 5, 2009, 3:42 pm
aaaaaah. she's got wood
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
Do want!
Bobbins - February 13, 2009, 5:38 pm
Now available with added penis
barockeva - January 30, 2009, 2:21 am
Prison, here I come.
agdaniele - January 25, 2009, 10:19 pm
Now, according to the Chinese gymnastics team....


NRA -


TAGS: nra guns photography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double taps from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.


TAGS: rap music eminem rapper
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by steve1961

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:44 pm
...At least in the "Gangsta" form of it.


IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better


TAGS: admiral ackbar finger trap
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by GodsWorshipMe

Claire - May 28, 2010, 7:16 pm
I lol'd.


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


ADMIRAL ACKBAR - Pointing Out the Obvious a Little Too Late Since 1983




thai girlfriend -




HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




SMEAGOL RAP - Stealing the precious and hiding in the grass! I'll take gandalf's staff and shove it up your ass!


TAGS: rap funny
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Fullmetal05

antiwrathman - November 1, 2011, 8:43 am
Wow man that song is stuck in my head now...lol


SHOPLIFTING - Its a pain in the ass


TAGS: but rape random funny poop
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Titsman

Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:42 am
LMAO 5'Ls


THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho bitch...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


PRONUNCIATION - Every time a rap artist speaks, another dictionary commits suicide


TAGS: funny rapper
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LadyDarkMagic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 12:42 pm
You rap maniacs! D*mn youse! D*mn youse all to heeeeeelllllll!
MercAlert - April 3, 2012, 7:29 pm
Wanna' hear a joke? 50-Cent
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:10 am
save a dicionary kill a rapper


APPLE - Selling you inferior technology that makes you cool since 1977.


TAGS: icrap
Rating: 3.85/5

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BLZ - October 8, 2012, 3:23 am
I just bought a Samsung 5.0 It blows away my Ipod touch. So much faster and easier to use. I'm not a big apple fan


Size matters -


TAGS: mma grappling wrestling
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by jj

Feckless - June 18, 2009, 1:49 pm
Omg XD holy shit this made my day, fuck judo, ima sit on you! lol


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


DISAPPOINTMENT -




1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT!


TAGS: leisure suit larry land lounge lizards 1987 ega graphics eve rnr
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by RnR

Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:19 am
1987 computer porn... FAP FAP FAP oh wait it is 2008. Google search "Two Girls one Cup!"


JOPLIN TORNADO -


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
lolz
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am
*think
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm

guess he is jealous. words like "dick" & "cock" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your dick and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your cock.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your dick and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your cock.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
Dick
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place


EXTREME CLOSE UP -




STUPID VELOCIRAPTORS - STOP THROWING BANANAS AT ME! I NEED TO STUDY!!!


TAGS: velociraptors wtf bananas studying
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:52 pm
LOL... I have one with an velociraptor, but I didn't posted yet... I'll give a try anyway


BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry




PHOTOGRAPHY - The use of a flash will determine a low or high quality end result for a picture.


TAGS: flash pictures photography quality
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

AcidRain - May 17, 2012, 4:14 pm
Awesome. Didn't see that coming.
MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 12:59 am
Thank you. I have material on that site too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Also good for Where the Pun Is." Good job!


DEVIL'S TRAP - Effective on more than just demons.




FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape rape face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by sirkidd2003

Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


RAPTOR JESUS - doesn't approve of this whole "evolution" fad




CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Budog

Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D


CHRIS HANSEN - Set this.


TAGS: chris hansen trap
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Verystrait42

bill - October 11, 2009, 3:40 pm
its a pedo-beartrap


COME WHAT MAY -


TAGS: dedication photography risk military kills
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


RAPEFACE - Vikings had them first




HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
Damn shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant cocksucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you Fucktards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your shithole of a Cuntry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


BUNNY RAPE - look what happens when you change in front of him.


TAGS: rape
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by shady

Sean - March 14, 2011, 6:27 pm
I personally find it hard to believe that any woman would not willingly yield to a man in a bunny suit. Yep. Hard. To. Believe.
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:57 pm
The mask really makes this poster a win. 5L
shady - February 12, 2010, 8:03 pm
what derek said thats funny
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:38 pm
Hope it's not the Engergizer bunny


SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


MUDKIP - IT'S A TRAP!




HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women rape
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? Damn!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


BREAK DANCE FEVER - Sheldon may have seemed shy to most, but throw on some old school hip-hop and he'll come out of his shell!




RAPEX CONDOMS - Show that rapist bastard how it feels.




AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....


TAGS: school loosers jackass geographical dumb wtf roflmao
Rating: 2.56/5

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LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.


PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - We all have one... But not all of us have film




COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....




REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese




IF IT'S STUPID -


TAGS: stupid looking contraptions
Rating: 4.93/5

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champ99 - June 9, 2011, 2:51 pm
Ahhh, the old surfing for porn trick. That has to be a Grey beard! ;)
GySgt1811 - June 9, 2011, 12:40 pm
Don't forget the breath mints.


BREAKING NEWS -


TAGS: rapture updates
Rating: 4.71/5

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Master - May 28, 2011, 10:05 am
What if it's the thirty-second, and May is still here?
justme - May 27, 2011, 9:29 am
im still thinking the world will end on the 30th of february
rerun - May 26, 2011, 7:29 pm

The one that has Tuesday in it.
alldayfighter - May 26, 2011, 7:18 pm
hell yeah but which year???


STUPID PHOTOGRAPHER - Get there and save the little thing!


TAGS: save stupid photographer
Rating: 2.6/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:42 am
Huh?
Narutarded - December 19, 2009, 3:30 am
The next frame of this film is at poster #9650.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:30 am
Christ in a cartoon.... that is brilliant!
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Get it? Its a prostitute joke, with the whole grab and swallow thing.... God am I tired.
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:12 am
Sorry, I didn't know you were on the job tonight.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:11 am
Is it wrong that you just described my reaction to this pic?
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:07 am
The great thing about this one, is you can just imagine the slow motion grab and swallow.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:06 am
Yes! Let's stop the food chain now!!! Why not?
LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Hey! I'm sure that snake can take care of itself...the bird won't hurt it...too bad.


too much stress -


TAGS: stressed wine grape
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm
Nice one chickenlittle.


VACATION TIME AGAIN - It really gets fun when I finally chew through the straps.




STAYIN' ALIVE -


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
Lulz...
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm
y'UP


CRAP - I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up "Wish I Had Life Alert Now"


TAGS: crap life alert
Rating: 4.23/5

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BILL KAULITZ - Proud supporter of eye rape.


TAGS: bill kaulitz supporter of eye rape
Rating: 2.88/5

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Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Oh no... That Tokio Hotel... thing! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Sean - September 8, 2009, 7:55 pm
Is THAT what he's doing, Maggie, cuz I feel so violated.
culos - September 8, 2009, 6:24 pm
Sorry Maggie, don't know who this pussy is, but by the looks of 'it' it's not equipped to rape anything, especially not with those gay eyes....You just earned a solid 1 vote from me.


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target shot grouping therapy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better shot than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are damn fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


RAPTURE JOKES. - Too far.


TAGS: jesus oops rapture end earth
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by whocares0

ambslashrat - August 8, 2011, 12:57 am
5Ls and jesus totally made the mistake.
whocares0 - May 24, 2011, 10:41 pm
probably rhe only setback from this joke, but thanks.
Master - May 24, 2011, 10:18 pm
Five Lions! (Buuuut: Jesus did not make the mistake...)


KISS -


TAGS: kiss poster panda graphic arts
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Rex Havoc

BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:40 am
funny!


MY MIND - It's like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states.




CHRISTMAS WRAPPING - Its all in the Detail & Presentation


TAGS: christmas wrapping detail
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by hootizz

shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:30 pm
please can i open it now ive been good...until i open it
Daniel Shortt - December 17, 2010, 6:35 am
cant wait to open it !
hootizz - December 17, 2010, 12:47 am
Hey ya guys, thanks heaps for all the comments, and I hear where you are all coming from.., the honest truth be known it is just really 'amsome' to be a part of the 'clan' and see all your efforts, and then also add my 'Kiwi' take on it as well...
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 9:52 pm
2.9 used to be a good poster rating. anyone else remember that?
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 8:28 pm
No! Make a good poster get good comments and votes make a shat poster get shitty votes and comments.
hootizz - December 16, 2010, 7:49 pm
aaah, I see.., reverse psychology.., ask for 1L's and get 5L's
TheTrashHeap - December 16, 2010, 7:39 pm
The more 5's you ask for the less you will receive.
hootizz - December 16, 2010, 7:39 pm
BUT DO NOT FEAR..!! AS I WILL PERSEVERE...!!
hootizz - December 16, 2010, 7:37 pm
Yeah I hear you guy's, and yes I agree this one is lame.., but there are a few that I have done that have held a 5 for sometime and then out of the blue it slips back.., I understand that is the nature of the game but just one 5L would be nice..!!
TheTrashHeap - December 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
A single one directed at a random poster is not a bomb. Voting 1 on 100 posters in a row is bombing and voting 1 on every hootizz poster would be bombing. You guys all need to worry less about your ratings and more about the funny.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 7:24 pm
I would worry about a good poster getting bombed, not this one though hoot.
hootizz - December 16, 2010, 7:13 pm
aaaaah...., 'Yay'.., bombed again..!!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


SATAN - "No Hitler. The BIG pineapple."




THE RAPTORS - They can open doors


TAGS: raptor
Rating: 2.13/5

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COURTING -


TAGS: its a trap
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:13 pm
I'm suddenly reminded of a summer, many years ago....
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:51 am
Are you concealing anything, because it looks like you're about to get a pat down.
GySgt1811 - December 16, 2010, 5:03 pm
If only I could be so "chaste!"


IMPORTANT RULE TO REMEMBER -


TAGS: jeans fat trap
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:46 pm
My favourite will always be: "I feel it unfair to blame the jeans."
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:41 pm
Reach over, slap her a*s, and head out the door like a boss.
MrDamage - March 7, 2013, 3:07 am
OMG!!! It's like they're a magnifying glass! [with a big evil grin] :)
Zcorrecttheory - October 13, 2011, 10:11 am
I say be honest. Emotions come and go.
Zcorrecttheory - October 13, 2011, 10:11 am
Or if her ass looks fat.
Skulrath - October 12, 2011, 4:39 pm
I know this answer, because of the insatiable flirt I am!!! "You look better without any at all."
Artaxias - September 24, 2011, 5:05 pm
Suicide is a viable option to avoiding this question.
Raligard - September 24, 2011, 3:57 am
Just start running now...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 1:16 am
Any woman who asks that question is probably fat and is really just seeking reassurance that she's not fat
mariand - September 22, 2011, 6:44 pm
even avoiding the answer isn't a good answer... man, we are lost...lmao


RAPE - A dish best served cold


TAGS: rape mouse rat
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - August 11, 2011, 11:10 am
Of all the things it still is, (to say nothing of what it becomes ...) if it's cold, it ain't rape.
Benlulz - January 22, 2011, 2:35 pm
I did indeed... but still, it's sick xd
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:17 pm

you lol'd as well ddidn't you ben. sick bastard. 5l just for the revulsion.
Benlulz - January 21, 2011, 2:31 pm
Awww.. that's just wrong.. >_


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I wrapped up a special package for you ...


TAGS: happy birthday wraped special package
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 8, 2012, 2:17 am
Wets her desire, it doesn't matter where she gets her apatite as long as she comes home to eat...
mariand - June 5, 2012, 9:11 am
Happy Bday to your wife!... dude, you made this gift, so as to put asleep her alertness?...lol
Budog - June 5, 2012, 7:09 am
Made this one for my wife, it's her birthday today and she loves Jon Bon Jovi...


KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging


TAGS: viking karaoke raping pillaging
Rating: 3.33/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
I suppose that depends on what you're into...
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:20 am
The Emigrant Song?


i saw a flower -


TAGS: rap dubstep rock emo metal
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by ughomer

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:23 pm
More like Hair-metal....
Greeny - July 31, 2014, 7:08 pm
the rock version fits stairway to heaven... groovy


THERAPY - It's not always caused by your parents.


TAGS: therapy naked old freaked
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

steve1961 - May 25, 2012, 6:41 pm
FYI After seeing this pic, the kid's not the only one that's gonna need therapy-ewwwww! ;)
Gamedoc - May 25, 2012, 7:34 am
Contrary to popular belief, the mods don't all share one brain around here. I've had that happen to me too. If it's too graphic, but still funny, send it to motifake after dark.
BoneCD - May 25, 2012, 12:00 am
It's the internet Darlin...they grow up fast.
lgvernon - May 24, 2012, 11:44 pm

And I say this in a spirit of fun and love and sitting-in-a-circle singing Kumbaya. But Dayum!
lgvernon - May 24, 2012, 11:43 pm

Now, WAYDAMINNIT! I submiutted a poster using this photo about a month ago and it was rejected as being too graphic for children. I take it the children in question have gron up now.
rerun - May 24, 2012, 8:57 pm

so true


HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!


TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....


GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?


ACKBAR FOR ALLAH - Actually isn't much of a stretch




THURSDAY'S BUSINESS MEETING - It's a trap!


TAGS: trap thursday
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:02 am
Ackbar cleans up NICE!


MICHAEL JACKSON -


TAGS: michael jackson children kids rape
Rating: 3.55/5

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la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Fuck you. He never raped anykid so go fuck yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a penis.


SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer


TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Hellsing

SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Agreed
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the photographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


HI LUKE - I don't really know how to tell you this... Don't be upset, but... I used to be your father


TAGS: culos stromtrooper trap
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by culos

psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:55 pm
he is the chosen 2


GOOD MORNING - Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the Devil says " Oh crap, She's up! "


TAGS: oh crap shes up devil
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:21 pm
born ready


CAREFUL! -


TAGS: trap women love death
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Peso

Mux - May 23, 2011, 6:36 pm
You can cheat. Tilt the beartrap upsidedown. Then just take the heart. :D
forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:48 am
awe5ome picture!
Greeny - May 20, 2011, 10:35 pm
at least not until after it's posted,
Peso - May 20, 2011, 5:08 pm
Shit! I never misspell...


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




ASS-RAPE -




Dear Math -


TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


THE RAPTOR -


TAGS: raptor rapture jurassic hunt fail
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - May 25, 2011, 2:50 am
was prepared for a slight "miscalculation". Since Raptors aren't known for being forgiving, I am packing heat wherever I go...... Just in case. ; )
pzykosiz - May 25, 2011, 1:37 am
sweet
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 12:14 am
5pectacular


NO MEANS NO -


TAGS: privacy photography pictures army people
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:13 am
look at this menacing scary dude with a suspect backpack waving this big metalic object in the face of this defenseless terrified cop


MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.


TAGS: men cry crap your pants
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Lol! Exactly! It can't be done.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:29 pm
It’s like trying to cut off a pee stream after six beers.
falloutghoul - March 22, 2013, 8:10 pm
And those that stay in the room are either true friends, or completely oblivious.


THE MOORS - History Leaves Out The Raptor Part




RAPE - Its always funny until it happens to you


TAGS: rape
Rating: 1.95/5

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DATA -


TAGS: pie graph fake statistics
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 6:00 am
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot...


THOUGH IT MAY SEEM - IT PROBABLY IS NOT -




GEOGRAPHY LESSON - Geography lesson in an American public school


TAGS: geography usa world school
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by neo7602

DiddleMiesterGeneral - May 5, 2016, 12:59 am
There's a reason america doesn't teach about the war of 1812. It's because we won.
Hypercat-Z - August 12, 2009, 7:03 am
Pretty belivable
rollseyes - August 11, 2009, 10:27 am
Because America is all that really matters. All of you haters know it to be true.
surprisebuttsecks - August 11, 2009, 9:29 am
Repeating yourself REPEATING YOURSELF Repeating yourself one more time.


ANIME COULD BE BAD FOR YOUR DAUGHTER -




BORN AGAIN CAT -




GIVING OPINIONS - is like a bad habit, you know you shouldn't but you just really want to.


TAGS: opnion trap
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by pratham

maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:35 pm
Push The Button .


37 CENT - The recession has hit everyone.




RAPASSIC PARK -




IMMORTALITY -




FIRST TIME - Yes, it was the first time for me. I was a little afraid. You were amazing. Let me catch my breath. Of course I want to do it again. Harder please this time. OK, tire swing, here we go !




GEOGRAPHY - I could study this subject for hours.


TAGS: geography ass
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

hermit57 - January 25, 2011, 6:42 pm
Well, that is the most interesting rash I've never seen!
agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:50 pm
LAme... although I'm now hoping for a more hasty continental drift. See how it's done, noob?
heyho - January 23, 2011, 6:39 am
And not to enter South Africa? :)
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 6:58 pm
I want to live in western Russia now


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